—Franz Kafka, Letters to Felice (via kafkaesque-world)
Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000
We’ve all been singing “It didn’t work out” since the taping. Join us.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
Lolol omg I’m done
Reblog every time
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
this post is everything omg
I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.
—H.P. Lovecraft (via nathanielstuart)